
MEXICO IMPOSES ENTRY BAN ON U.S. REFUGEES
As the influx of American refugees fleeing worsening poverty continues to rise, the Mexican Congress has introduced a bill to prohibit the entry of individuals deemed “mentally deficient.” While the bill does not explicitly name U.S. citizens, given current migration patterns, its intended target is hard to miss.

DEMOCRATS: "TEHRE WAS A BETTER GAZA DEAL"
Following the recent announcement of Donald and Bibi’s Gaza Bay Resort, we reached out to the Democrats for their thoughts. Do they see this shift in Middle Eastern policy as a disaster?
We spoke with Democratic strategy expert Amanda Bloodlust.

LET'S GO TO PARADISE – A GAZA SUCCESS STORY
After decades of bloody conflict between Israel and Palestine, a spectacular resolution to this rather tiresome situation is finally in sight. The Trump administration has apparently realized that neither side is willing to back down. So why keep beating around the bush when you can simply pick a side? In a characteristically efficient and no-nonsense move, it has now been decided to remove the remaining 1.8 million surviving Palestinians—those who have thus far managed to dodge Israeli bombs and bullets.