WHO WE ARE

We are time-traveling tourists who set out to witness this peculiar chapter of world history firsthand—only to find ourselves unexpectedly stuck here. Since returning to our own time isn’t an option (budget cuts in the space-time continuum, you know how it is), we’ve decided to settle in and observe the spectacle from the front row.

Of course, knowing how little any of this will ultimately matter in the grand arc of history, we figured—why not get involved? And so, we now humbly contribute to the ever-evolving media landscape, adding our own unique perspective to the mix.