
NEW DEMOCRATIC STRATEGY: BOW EVEN LOWER
House Representative David Spineless proudly unveiled the Democratic Party’s new strategy for the coming Trump years this morning to roaring applause. Under the motto "Don’t flex, be flexible," a series of exercises were introduced to promote relaxation across the political landscape. The focus isn’t so much on actual policy but rather on adjusting attitudes toward it.

DEMOCRATS: "TEHRE WAS A BETTER GAZA DEAL"
Following the recent announcement of Donald and Bibi’s Gaza Bay Resort, we reached out to the Democrats for their thoughts. Do they see this shift in Middle Eastern policy as a disaster?
We spoke with Democratic strategy expert Amanda Bloodlust.