LET'S GO TO PARADISE – A GAZA SUCCESS STORY

After decades of bloody conflict between Israel and Palestine, a spectacular resolution to this rather tiresome situation is finally in sight. The Trump administration has apparently realized that neither side is willing to back down. So why keep beating around the bush when you can simply pick a side? In a characteristically efficient and no-nonsense move, it has now been decided to remove the remaining 1.8 million surviving Palestinians—those who have thus far managed to dodge Israeli bombs and bullets.