MORE FREEDOM THAN EVER BEFORE!

America, land of the free. To finally live up to that promise again, the Trump administration is in the process of clearing out all those stubborn, pesky bureaucrats who have made our lives so miserable.

And who better to lead this charge than a man who knows firsthand just how liberating it is to bypass red tape and ignore so-called “experts”? Enter Elon Musk, whose unparalleled intellect has led him to a truly innovative approach: instead of bribing officials one by one …